Elephant man

Elephant Man has hit his midlife crisis.
Works at a gas station, his wife left him, kids don't talk to him(who would want half an elephant for a father anyway?), his boss won't cut him a break and pays him below minimum wage.
Life wasn't always like this. Back in the glory days, he walked a cheetah on a rhinestone leash in Paris, rode a Harley through a rainforest, excavated several tombs, bombed a lighthouse, you name it.
The poor man, his memories are all he lives on.
As well as dope.